In a dramatic display of parliamentary theater, the recent lok sabha session brought up a burning question that has long been on the minds of the indian public: where have all the railway fare concessions gone? The spotlight was on sportspersons, who once enjoyed discounted travel, but it seems their dreams of cheap train rides may have derailed, much like many of their career trajectories.

Aashtikar Patil nagesh Bapurao, with all the optimism of someone hoping to revive a forgotten privilege, raised a question about plans to reinstate the concession on railway fares for sportspersons. But alas, Union Railway minister Ashwini Vaishnaw, ever the master of political juggling, dismissed the query with an air of reassuring vagueness. According to Vaishnaw, the Railways, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to subsidize travel for all passengers—not just athletes, not just seniors, but everyone! Ah yes, the universal subsidy that will forever ensure that we are all equally subsidized in our quest for transportation.

However, this answer didn't seem to appease mp Praniti Shinde, who, in her infinite curiosity, decided to press the matter further. “But what about a specific concession for sportspersons?” she asked, undoubtedly imagining a world where elite athletes could travel on trains without worrying about the exorbitant costs. To which, Vaishnaw, undeterred by the persistent questioning, reiterated the same carefully crafted response: "There’s a total subsidy provided by the Centre for all passengers." Because nothing says ‘we care about sportspersons’ like offering them the same deal as everyone else.

Meanwhile, the drama took another turn as mp Durai vaiko decided to tackle the issue of the now-infamous scrapping of concessions for senior citizens. The old warriors of the railways, who once benefited from a bit of financial mercy, are now left to ponder their fate as the trains speed by. Vaishnaw, not missing a beat, repeated his earlier mantra: a subsidy for everyone, including the seniors—who will now have to settle for the same level of fare relief as the rest of the population.

In the end, what was meant to be a straightforward discussion on concessions turned into a masterclass in deflection and evasion. With the Union minister repeating his answers like a well-practiced politician, one couldn't help but feel that perhaps the real concession here was being given to the passengers themselves: the gift of endless political spin.