The Window to Nowhere 🚪✨Welcome to India’s latest
“Digital Classroom Revolution”, where everything looks picture-perfect… until you actually look.At first glance, it seems like a cutting-edge classroom: kids in uniform, laptops on the desk, a teacher standing proud, even the prime minister sitting at the back like the “ideal student.” Very inspiring. Very futuristic. Very... staged.But then, the pièce de résistance: the
window. A glorious, beautifully painted, absolutely fake window, opening up to… a wall. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a
2D escape hatch into the void. A metaphor so powerful it deserves its own syllabus:
- Lesson 1: education reforms are just like this window—painted beautifully, but leading nowhere.
- Lesson 2: students get laptops, but no Wi-Fi. (At least they can use them as trays for samosas during recess.)
- Lesson 3: Politicians love photo-ops more than policy. That’s why the PM is sitting in the back row, pretending to study while the window behind him pretends to open.
The whole setup feels less like a school and more like a movie set where the walls are cardboard, the books are props, and the future is just a backdrop. A shiny classroom with a fake window sums up the reality perfectly—education sold as optics, not opportunity.