Vijay Sat Here → Fans Are Now Worshipping His ASS PRINT – Peak Brainrot Achieved
In a state that gave the world Bharatanatyam, IIT Madras, and filter coffee strong enough to wake the dead, a section of Vijay fans just bent down and proved Darwin got it backwards – evolution can absolutely go in reverse. They didn’t just see an empty chair; their idol once sat on it.
They turned it into a holy relic, posed with it, kissed it, and took selfies like it was the Kaaba stone with better cushioning. This isn’t fandom anymore. This is a cult that replaced god with gluteus maximus residue. Buckle up – here are the most brain-melting, shame-inducing moments of Vijay fandom hitting absolute rock bottom.
- Grown adults – with voter IDs and Aadhaar cards – lining up like it’s tirupati darshan… but for a plastic chair that briefly carried 60 kg of Thalapathy DNA.
- Women in silk sarees and men in Ray-Ban sunglasses, gently caressing the seat, whispering “Thalapathy touched this” with tears in their eyes. Spiritual enlightenment, furniture edition.
- One legend went full prostration – namaskaram on the floor in front of the chair, while others recorded it in 4K for future generations to study mental decay.
- Selfie game so wild that the chair now has better angles than 90 % of Vijay’s recent films.
- Bonus round: Someone actually tried to book the chair on swiggy Genie to “deliver Thalapathy blessings” to their home. Yes, really.
- The event staff had to put a “Do Not Touch” board – not for the actor, for the damn chair. The chair now has more security than Vijay himself.
- And the worst part? They’re proud. Unironically posting this on instagram with captions like “Thalapathy’s aura still here #GOATchair”. Bro, the only goat here is you.
Congratulations, Vijay fans. You’ve taken blind devotion, removed the blind part, and somehow still managed to become the laughing stock of the entire internet. Even Rajinikanth fans are looking at you with pity – and that’s saying something. Keep worshipping that chair, kings. The rest of us will be over here, trying to scrub this image from our brains with acid.