Google Just Slipped Into Your Inbox: Turn This OFF Before Your Dirty Secrets Are Out
GOOGLE JUST HIJACKED YOUR INBOX — KILL THIS BEFORE YOUR EMAILS train THEIR AI OVERLORDThey flipped the switch in october 2025. No warning. No consent. Your emails, attachments, and drunken confessions are now Gemini’s free lunch. Here’s the savage, no-fluff takedown:
- Auto-enrolled like a mafia protection racket
Smart Features are turned ON by default. Your entire inbox now feeds Google’s AI. Lawsuit filed Nov 12 calls it straight-up illegal snooping. - Spellcheck held hostage
Turn it off, and google rips away basic autocorrect. Extortion level: nuclear. - Nudges = stalker mode
Gmail scans everything to nag you about “forgotten” replies. Disable in Settings → General → Nudges. It will beg you to turn it back on like a toxic ex. - Smart Reply = canned corporate voice
Those lazy one-tap replies? Built on your private data. Torch them in the same menu. - Conversation view bundled with the poison
Kill Smart Features and threading can break. Choose raw email chaos over AI surveillance. - Workspace users: your company just got drafted too
Drive, Meet, Chat — all slurped unless you hunt the hidden toggle. - EU/UK/Japan/Switzerland are already saved by law
Everyone else: You’re the unpaid data slave. mobile path: Settings → [your email] → scroll → OFF. Desktop: General tab → google Workspace link → slaughter it. - 47K retweets, 5M views, class-action incoming
The internet is raging. Be the rage, not the fuel.
Privacy isn’t dead — it’s just waiting for you to stop bending over.
Kill the switch. Starve the beast. Move.